Not My Monkey


This is designed with you in mind. Life is hard. Sometimes it?s nice to just know that “awesome” deep heavy sharp pain in your chest, is really an anxiety attack and it?s going to be “great”, once you stop thinking about all the other things it could be. This is for the unexpected eye twitch, blank faces, uncontrolled sweat and maybe even the feeling of wanting to throat punch someone or run to the ER to get an EKG. Grab a sip of this warm delight in hopes that we can help your anxiety just a bit.

Your tastebuds will enjoy a sweet welcome and a light floral back with Not My Monkey, to move you into a space where you can Indulge, even if it’s just for a Moment.


Not My Monkey Brewing Instructions: Steep 1 tablespoon in 8 oz of simmering water for 3-4 minutes. Simmer down with anxietea for you and me.

Ingredients: Organic Chamomile, Lemon Balm, Skullcap, Lavender, Wild Yam.

We are not doctors, lawyers, accountants, or your mom. We give out free smiles and the occasional unsolicited advice. That being said; if you are pregnant, nursing or concerned about your health, call your mom. Or even better, consult a doctor before consuming; particularly if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.

For educational purposes only. This information has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This information is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.


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